On the basis of literature on EU language work and of direct observation, this discussion note draws attention to the conflicting translational norms, and ultimately the contradictory discourses on translatorial ethics that inform EU language work. As a paradoxical case in point, a passage of authoritative discourse on the values presiding over EU language services is contrasted with anecdotal evidence of the language use prevaling in the institutions. Possible directions in the search for a less contradictory ethical discourse and translation practice in EU language work are mentioned.